Category Archives: Noises That Violate The Peace (Songs!)

I swear to god, these are the lyrics I hear when I listen to Manfred Mann’s “Blinded By the Light”

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Blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

And then roll her in the night (X4)

Nothing drools

Like a piggy in the summer

With a teenage stripper man

And the dogs screw the mulch

And at the end of this waltz

There’s whale doo on your hand

With a boner on your shoulder

Feeling like a pwner

Trippen on a marry go round

While its very pleasin

To be Sneasing and Weasing

Goliath …be crushed to the ground

*Guitar Solo*

Goliath got strapped to the ground!

She was blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche and then roll her in the night

Some silicon sister

With a managable blister

Told me I got what it takes

She said I’ll turn you on sunny

To something strong

And a song

With a frogger break

And go-cart Mozart

Was checkin the weather chart

Seeing if it was safe outside

And Ernie and Bert

Came in his curly whirly

To see if I needed a ride

She was blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

And then roll her in the night

Blinded by the light

She got down But she never got stiches

She’s gonna make it through the night

She’s gonna make it…..Through the night

*Dissonant trippy instrumental that takes forever, during this time feel free to make a sandwich*

Mama’s Doberman

told me

Not to look into the eyes

Of the son

But Mama!

That’s where the fun is!

*The keyboardest did not know what a solo was, so he played the song ‘chopsticks’ instead…you know, that song that everyone learns the first week of playing piano.*

Some gemstone baritone

Randy Blythe from Rolling Stone

Preacher from the East

Said Steve from the Technodrome

Hit it in its funny bone

And that’s what they expected least

And some new old chaperone

Standing in the corner

Watching the young girls dance

Learned French on Rosetta Stone

Messin with his birth stone

And Miley needed more yogurtttt!!!

*Bridge*

And they’ll all live to regret it!

She was blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

And then roll her in the night

Blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

And then roll her in the night

My mom’s trucks run over Indie kids in the summer

With a teenage stripper man

And then with the ducks with the Marxists

Split the atom with Pharisees

Praying to his hand

With a bird on his soldier

Feeling kinda older

Tripped over a mary go round

With his veneral diseases

With coughing and wheezing

They all crashed to the ground

A scott with a sling shot

Blinded with a temper-pedic shock

Threw his lover in the sand

The sling shot forgot me not

The panties were in his hand

And the duck hunt began

Some silicone sister

With the Manager from twisted sister

Told me I needed to sun bathe

She said I’m turnin 21

So I need to see what’s wrong

She got down

But she never got stitches

She’s gonna make it

Through the night

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Rewrite of AC/DC’s TNT as “D&D”

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oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me ride out on my dragon
On your crystal ball screen
Out for all GP I can get
If you know what I mean
Women run from the left of me
And they run from the right
Ain’t got no girl friend
got no life
But I’ll roll that die

(Chorus)
Cos I’m
D&D
I’m a mage of mite
D&D
Aligned with the night
D&D
My staff’s a power load
D&D
Watch it explode

I’m nerdy, dirty and mighty unclean
An unshaven man
HP of 110
Understand
So lock up the cheetos
And lock up the Dew
Lock up your dungeon
And roll for your life
The mage is back in town
So don’t you mess around

(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi

D&D.
I’m a mage of might (oi oi oi)
D&D
And I’ll win the fight (oi oi oi)
D&D
My staff’s a power-load (oi oi oi)
D&D
Watch it explode