Rewrite of AC/DC’s TNT as “D&D”

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

See me ride out on my dragon
On your crystal ball screen
Out for all GP I can get
If you know what I mean
Women run from the left of me
And they run from the right
Ain’t got no girl friend
got no life
But I’ll roll that die

(Chorus)
Cos I’m
D&D
I’m a mage of mite
D&D
Aligned with the night
D&D
My staff’s a power load
D&D
Watch it explode

I’m nerdy, dirty and mighty unclean
An unshaven man
HP of 110
Understand
So lock up the cheetos
And lock up the Dew
Lock up your dungeon
And roll for your life
The mage is back in town
So don’t you mess around

(Chorus)

(Guitar Solo)

D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi
D&D. oi oi oi

D&D.
I’m a mage of might (oi oi oi)
D&D
And I’ll win the fight (oi oi oi)
D&D
My staff’s a power-load (oi oi oi)
D&D
Watch it explode